I love my fat cat. I love all cats. Cats are awesome. I’ll love YOUR cat.
I adopted fat cat from the shelter when she was a weee bebeh. She was feisty and mean, just like she is now. She’s just fatter and free of fleas and ear-mites.
If I could, I’d have a ton of cats. Typical crazy cat lady sort of thing. I have a ‘crazy cat lady action figure’. Yeah, obsessed.
So fat cat is getting older. She’s very clingy lately. I went to Wal-Mart around 2am and was only gone maybe 45 minutes. When I got home I got yelled at and fussed at by the fat cat, then followed around like that little 45 minute jaunt was like 45 years in cat time.
She’s been all over me lately. And when she isn’t ON me, she’s here on my desk. She’s been doing this crazy thing with my desk lamp. I know it puts off heat, I can feel it. Well the knuckle head keeps shoving her nose at it, and of course it burns her! But she keeps doing it. ~head desks~
And then, when she isn’t shoving her face into it, she’s trying to crawl under it, like its a sunlamp or something. Well, the lamp is very small…and she…she’s a 15lb fat cat. Only her head fits. She looks ridiculous. ~sighs~
I’ve just shoo’ed her off the desk. She decided she wanted to help me type. She must know I was talking about her. She bit my hand. She doesn’t bite me hard. Just nibbles. The only time she gets a little too rough is when I am trying to climb in bed. She waits patiently for me to get one leg up before attacking the other. Hard.
On to another subject, 2014 is drawing to a close. I’ve seen a lot of year in review posts. I thought of doing something like that. And maybe a little something on what I want to do in 2015. I dont make resolutions. I do set goals. There’s a difference. To me, resolutions are too flimsy, too easily broken. Goals have structure.
Okay, I’m weird in my thinking, I know.
We’ll get to those things tomorrow maybe. That would be a good way to wrap up the year.
I’m taking that stupid Christmas tree down sometime today, with any hope. So sick of looking at it. Grah.
I’m going to get the fat cat stoned. She deserves a little fix of the old catnip! :D